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Sarcastic News Archive

September 2006 Sony doesn’t want you to buy a PlayStation 3
June 2005 Apple goes Intel; Force disrupted
April 2005 New news article rumoured; experts baffled
July 2004 Government condemns Internet Explorer
April 2004 Google offers 1000MB of free email
January 2004 “New cell phones suck” – youth
November 2003 US passes anti-spam bill; spammers rejoice
October 2003 Apple kicks ass, takes names
July 2003 Netscape Dies
May 2003 200 million Hotmail accounts compromised
February 2003 Unquestionable evidence of evil: Powell
November 2002 “Asylum” development living up to namesake
October 2002 Youth sued for liking ninjas
September 2002 C|NET homepage features 807 errors
August 2002 Get $10k for naming a baby
August 2002 Giga Hurts
July 2002 Why Ogg Vorbis?
June 2002 Website will suck less, experts expect
June 2002 Altering Time Newsroom uninspired
May 2002 Real’s bloated mess seeps into naming
April 2002 Cell phone spam to be banned
April 2002 5″ by 7″ PC to be released; Mavis Beacon sues
April 2002 The Sims more addictive than cocaine, experts suggest
April 2002 Napster to be purchased by Bertelsmann – both users interviewed
April 2002 Microsoft Xbox sells poorly in Japan
April 2002 Microsoft’s anti-UNIX site hosted by UNIX

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